While Tour Marm will preside over the Blue Bus, Tour Bob will govern the Gold Bus.
Tour Bob has been conducting tours around the world for over 30 years and is based between Toronto, Ont. Canada and Tucson, AZ. He is originally from Colorado.
A grumpy old man from birth, he takes his profession seriously. He has many interests, but he is known throughout North America as an avid naturalist and historian. He has just completed a study of the Fur-bearing Trout, a near-extinct cross between a fish and a mammal which is only found in Canadian and the Pacific Northwest glacial lakes and rivers. (Don't ask him about it, it takes over 35 miles of constant lecturing.)
It is best that students laugh at his lame attempts at jokes, to humor him, for their own good.
There might be a contest at the end of the trip as to who is grumpier, Tour Bob or Mr. M!
1 comment:
Fur-bearing trout, eh? ha ha! I think they went the way of the snipe...
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